‘Wherever you are, Wanda, thank you’: Coworker Orders $55M in Unneeded Inventory During a Corporate Merger, Faces Zero Consequences, and Accidentally Maxes Out Bonuses for 1,500 Employees for Years

Nobody in the history of corporate America has ever been rewarded for paying close attention during a merger. The people who get paid are the executives who announce it, the consultants who bill by the hour to explain it, and, apparently, completely by accident, one procurement employee who stopped paying attention entirely and ordered fifty-five million dollars of inventory nobody asked for.


Corporate mergers have a kind of chaos that I could never fully grasp, just like most other elaborate business proceedings, but that's an issue for another day. And this specific merger chaos is the type that would never make it into the announcement. That's why I'm glad employee, Reddit User, posted this gem on r/coworkerstories.

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  • Smiling man in glasses sitting at an office desk with a laptop nearby.
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    Conceptual image representing the unexpectedly lucky coworker, showing a smiling man in glasses seated at an office desk.

  • Coworker ordered $55M in unneeded inventory

    Some years back, the company I was working for was acquired. My company had a process where we put forecasted orders into our ordering system, and as real orders arrived, we would replace the forecast orders with real ones.
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  • (We did this because our lead time for manufacturing was significantly longer than what we were imposing on customer orders.)
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  • The acquiring company had a different process, and basically put a bunch of departments on a 1-year transition plan, including the forecast order people..
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  • Turned out there the person entering the forecast orders and the person replacing them...were not the same person. The
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  • replacing person no longer worked there. So the forecast orders and real orders just kept piling up.
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  • There is another department whose responsibility it is to order material based on orders in the system. They also know the forecast, and should never be ordering in excess of the forecast.
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  • Smiling man working on a laptop at an office desk with another coworker in the background.
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    Representative photo illustrating the fortunate coworker angle, with a smiling man working on a laptop in an office.

  • But the person who was doing this had been given her 1-year transition and dgaf about her job.
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  • Well, she ordered double the forecast.
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  • I don't see how much inventory we have until it arrives. So 12 weeks later, there was this insane amount of inventory with no customer for it. It totalled to $55M. This was a big company, but that was still a lot of money.
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  • So we took a reserve on it. ie normally you don't pay for inventory that is going back out the door to a customer; in this
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  • Two companies with two different systems get bolted together, everyone gets handed a one-year transition plan, and what that really means is that the people who know how things work are leaving and the people who are supposed to learn have roughly twelve months to care about it before they stop. In that window, processes that depended on two specific people talking to each other quietly collapse, and nobody notices until something extremely expensive shows up in a warehouse with no explanation.

  • case, we paid for the material, and we would get paid back as we sold it, which we didn't expect to do.
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  • The beautiful part of this particular disaster is the ending. The inventory sold. All of it, over three years, which was already a minor miracle. But because whoever wrote the bonus targets had not thought to account for surprise revenue windfalls generated by procurement chaos, the money came back in completely outside the performance framework. Fifteen hundred people hit their maximum bonus for years running and had absolutely no idea why.

  • Nothing happened to the person who over-ordered. It seems strange that a lovely employee was somehow able to spend $55M at a vendor, but that's how the system worked.
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  • This is the part that gets buried in every corporate post-mortem. The mistakes that get punished are the visible ones, the ones that generate a meeting and a paper trail and someone to blame in the quarterly review. The ones that quietly resolve themselves just become part of the revenue line. The employee responsible faced zero consequences, received zero credit, and left the company without knowing she had accidentally funded a hundred million dollars in bonuses.

  • In the end, we had a massive stroke of good luck, and sold off all $55M in 3 years. And it turned out our business targets didn't
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  • account for "non-standard costs", so we were essentially getting unprojected revenue at 100% margin. This maxed out the
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  • bonuses of 1500 people every year, which probably ended up being a $100M payout.
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  • Somewhere out there she is probably still thinking she got away with something. She did, technically. She just got away with something much better than she knew.

  • Wherever you are, Wanda, thank you. You got everyone paid a lot of money. I don't think there are more than a handful of us who know this story.
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